Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Screw you, Judge Parker

Judge Parker, 7/29/08:
The answer is "No," Judge Parker character, you smug jerk.

Herb and Jamaal, 7/29/08:
Wow, Herb, what a jerk you have for a child. Asking an easily-answered question that, based off of a child's growing knowledge of compound words, would be confusing to her. Better just sigh and act irritated so that, if she ever needs actual fatherly advice, you'll be the last she thinks of. Good parenting, you jerk.

Momma, 7/29/08:

Oh, good, Momma's gone from Oedipal jokes to alcoholism. No joke here; I just like tracking this impossibly-disturbing strip. Seriously, read it sometime -- every day is some new horror.

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