Thursday, July 31, 2008

Seriously I Want a Spin-Off

The Phantom, 7/31/08:
Dang! Check out the "Whump" on Wrench-Man. That's a super-hero I can get behind. The Phantom has become the Rob Schneider to his Sylvester Stallone, all wanting him to take the wimpy, sneaky approach. Pssh, save your tactics for those who need them; Wrench-Man has all the wrench he needs. You know who else announces his wrath, Phantom? God. Trying to say you know better than God, hmm? And I thought you were a family strip.

Also, is it just me or is that wrench actually growing? Maybe its power grows with each villain/thug/jaywalker/unfortunately located innocent that it takes down. Soon he'll be more wrench than man!

1 comment:

dunkin said...

Pretty soon the wrench and Wrench-Man will be the same size and become and unstoppable crime-fighting duo, as Phantom goes the way of Barney Google and Robotman.