Why is the Phantom so disparaging of this plan? I'm pretty sure his normally consist of attempting to scare the villains by use of smoke, then shooting them and having some friends shoot them. The only difference here is that instead of some lame friends, he's got a crazy dude with a 30-lb wrench. Truthfully, this seems like a way better plan -- who's scarier, a dude in purple tights and a mask, or a crazy dude screaming at you while swinging a wrench longer than your arm? I think this strip should just be given to crazy dude w/a wrench, or at least have a spin-off.
The Amazing Spider-Man, 7/30/08:
Wow, Spider-Man. You never fail to amaze. You hit your head while falling on the ground as you pathetically avoided protecting an old man from another old man? Wow, you are very deserving of the title superhero, as you clearly outperform normal heroes on a daily basis.
Guys, just leave the heroics to the dudes with 30-lb wrenches.
1 comment:
I would totally buy every issue if there was a "Crazy Guy With A Huge Wrench" comic.
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